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儿童搞笑故事,让孩子多一些欢笑

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儿童搞笑故事带给孩子们更多的是童真童趣,让童年因为儿童搞笑故事而变得有趣好玩。作为家长,可以常给宝宝讲一些儿童搞笑故事,学习英语的宝宝也可以多给讲一些双语版的儿童搞笑故事。今天,小编就为大家推荐几则双语版的儿童搞笑故事,陪伴孩子多一些欢笑。

 
儿童英语

儿童搞笑故事一:鸡蛋在哪里?/Where is the egg?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is the “egg"?

Student: In the cake, Sir。

老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?

学生:在蛋糕里,先生。

儿童搞笑故事二:可爱的称呼/ Endearing Terms

Bernie was invited to his friend‘s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, “That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names。” Morris hung his head and whispered,“ To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago。”  

Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家,Bernie发现,不管问他老婆什么问题,Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼,像蜜糖,我的爱人,亲爱的,甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说,“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的,结婚这么多年了,你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头,小声地对Bernie说,“老实跟你说吧,三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”

儿童搞笑故事三:老虎来了/ The tiger is coming

Two guys were walking through the jungle。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them。 One of the guys takes out a pair of “Nikes” from his bag and starts to put them on。 The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, “Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?” His friend replies: “I don’t have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you。”

 两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

儿童搞笑故事四:好孩子/A Good Boy 

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman, “he answered.

"You're a good boy, “said the mother proudly.” Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?” 

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” 

“她是个卖糖果的。”

儿童搞笑故事五:醉酒 /Drunk 

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?""Well, my son, " his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad, " the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

一天,父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” 

“可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

儿童英语

童真童趣,童言无忌,双语版儿童搞笑故事到给孩子们的不单单只有故事中的乐趣,更多的可以培养孩子的英语学习兴趣,培养语感,为以后的英语学习打下良好的基础。


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